Quotes By Woody Allen

US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )


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We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi."


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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."


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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"


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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans."


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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."


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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."


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