Am I God? Jokes About God.

What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god!"

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I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another."

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After the bare requisites of living and reproducing, man wants most to leave some record of himself, a proof, perhaps, that he has really existed. He leaves his proof on wood, on stone, or on the lives of other people. This deep desire exists in everyone, from the boy who scribbles on a wall to the Buddha who etches his image in the race mind. Life is so unreal. I think that we seriously doubt that we exist and go about trying to prove that we do."

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Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."

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God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me."

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Well may we say God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General."

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God gave us memory that we might have roses in December."

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We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be."

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I talk to God, but the sky is empty."

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From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."

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